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Monday, January 23, 2012

My lips are not symmetrical. It bugs me a little. I have some theories about this:
1.) Asymmetrical lips are the sign of a genius.
or
2.) My mom smoked weed when she was pregnant.
or
3.) I had a stroke and didn't know it.

2 comments:

  1. hahahahaha this cracks me up. Your lips are just fine my dear!

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  2. But they are very pouty lips, people pay money for them. I am going with genius!

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